If I lived in an alternate universe…If I lived in an alternate universe my life would be far different.I would take exquisite care of myself far different from the man in this universe.I would also be orderly,efficient,and organized a far cry from the disheveled gentleman we see on this realm.What planet would we be on? The Bizarro planet of course.I am Bizarro Patrick the polar opposite of the refined gentleman of whom I described.